A Note For Ted, In Case You're Still Alive

Yeah, I'm kind of in a silly mood this week. Watched Zombie Strippers! this week, so I've kind of had the unholy masses stuck in my head. The movie, by the way, was totally awesome.


A Note For Ted, In Case You're Still Alive

Here they come! The groans, the baleful glares,
the gnashing teeth, the stench of the undead;
Goddamned zombies. We've been trapped downstairs
for hours now. "Just shoot them in the head,
guys, just shoot them in the head," said Claire,
Our erstwhile host, before that cunt-bitch fled
on the last boat. If we survive, I swear:
No more villas on the Isle of Dread.
We left you in a closet of some sort,
No way out, but no way in as well -
But, fuck! Shit, they've broken through the door!
Grab that shotgun, man, and give 'em hell.
Hold steady, breathe, and may your aim be true,
Or in two scenes, our target'll be you.